All that is gold does not glitter

Female. 22. Pseudo-adult. Still not sure what I'm doing with my life.
Look what just came in the mail @coollike #dftba #punsfordays #tea

Look what just came in the mail @coollike #dftba #punsfordays #tea


when alien races only have two genders. when those two genders are male and female. when that alien race adheres to the human gender binary. when female aliens have breasts. when alien races look exactly like humans except maybe they’re orange or purple 


(Source: artemiiiiis, via littlescuttlebutt)

Friendly reminder that your ass gets unfollowed if you post untagged spoilers THE NIGHT SOMETHING AIRS


I’m white. But I’m also hispanic. But I’m white. But I’m not. Someone help me so I know which jokes to make about myself.

I grant you the power and the right to make all the jokes